Thursday, May 25, 2006

For future reference:

*Listening to hard-kicking rock bands and/or reading about this century's greatest artists while you are supposed to be doing tedious work at your desk job will only increase your desire to burst free from the office fetters and fly with expanding abandon toward the limitless horizon.

*And if you do it for too long, you could end up writing junk like that.

*The Internet might possibily be the worst place for appologies, but sometimes that's all we get.

*Remember to grease skateboard bearings.

*Do not accumulate too much furniture.

*As impossible as it seems, they say that it IS possible that you could fall in love again. Until then, enjoy the solidarity, and the breeze of standing on the brink of one hundred and one possible futures.

*It could be, that when you "just don't feel like it" you aren't trying hard enough.

*There's still ice cream in the fridge if you want some when you get home.

*You are, most likely, forgetting something.

9 Comments:

Blogger Grant said...

Will you please write more strange one-liners that could apply to anybody? I liked this.

Thu May 25, 09:33:00 PM PDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As did I! :)

Sat May 27, 12:37:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Carme Padró said...

Aro! Gracias por los buenos consejos (aunque lo del helado....mmmm....como que no es siempre cierto!) ;-)

Sat May 27, 04:00:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Aaron said...

I don't know why, but I was proud of this when I finished it, so I'm glad you guys liked it, too!
The advice was supposed to be from me TO me, so it may not apply to EVERYONE, especially the ice cream bit, unfortuantly!

Mon May 29, 09:04:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Grant said...

But...I DID get some of the ice cream from your freezer!

Mon May 29, 01:38:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Carme Padró said...

....you talkin' to me...? you talkin' to me....¿?!!

-Bobby de Niro

Mon May 29, 02:29:00 PM PDT  
Blogger -Aaron- said...

Bravo Aro. i really liked this as well!

And true to my form you know i'll have to do the following: unfortuantly appologies

*muah*

Tue May 30, 11:03:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Aaron said...

I luv you, too!
thanks for being my copyeditor . . . ;)

Tue May 30, 11:19:00 AM PDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honestly, I even think the ice cream thing is true...there was always some at home, and in my house in Salem we have 5 unfinished containers.

I like this post a lot!

-Elizabeth

Tue May 30, 05:25:00 PM PDT  

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